Tuesday, March 15, 2011

UCLA Student Mocks Ethnic Student Population In Order To Get Date With Asians

 
UCLA student Alexandra Wallace posted a Youtube video supposedly mocking her Asian-American peers, but in actuality her intentions were to get dates with the young males of that particular group.

“Why do you think I wore such a low cut tank top in my video? Of course I’m trying to score some dates. Asians are awesome, smart, obedient, and they’re pretty good in the sack,” said Miss Wallace from her apartment, which is overrun by Asians, making it in effect Little Chinatown.

2 comments:

Seumsack said...

ohh i totally get it now!

Walrus Moose said...

Indeed, her true intentions have been revealed!

Next on her plate, some glowing lights from horny Hollywood producers.