In a shocking turn of events, Princess Peach has filed for divorce after nearly 30 years of marriage.
"I just couldn't take it anymore. [Mario] has been running around through those tunnels for so many years, and I'm so tired of it. Who does he think he's kidding? If you see Mario ask him this: how come Princess Daisy never answers the phone when Mario is out, too?"
Princess Peach's settlement is asking for $50 million gold coins, two extra 1-up's yearly, and equal sharing of Yoshi.
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