Friday, March 4, 2011

Walrus Moose Quickies

Los Angeles - Man buys organic pears thinking they were mangoes for his wife. Wife laughs hysterically.

New York - Search party under way for Vanilla Ice for questioning about last being seen with Shredder.

Miami - Dwayne Wade tells LeBron James to talk to Chuck about his 401k. James quoted as saying, "Who the fuck cares about Charles Barkley's investment planning?"

New York - Charles Schwab stocks plummet after LeBron James' comments.

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