"We're really concerned for Master Shredder," one soilder, who did not want to be named due the nature of the issue. "He's been gone many days, in fact years!"
"We don't know what to do without him," said another soilder, who did not want to be named due to the nature of the issue.
"Yeah, it's like an empty void in our souls without him here. I miss the stolen merchandise and Burger King," said Kenny, who did want to be named irregardless of the nature of the issue.
"All we want is a civil meeting between us and the turtles," Kenny continued. "We want to know if he's ok, if he needs anything and if he wants to send word to anyone."
The Shredder was last seen in 1991 presumably dying after having a pier in New York collapse upon him.
If you have any leads on where the Shredder or the Turtles might be, please contact your local Foot Clan chapter.
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