Walrus Moose Quickies

Sacramento, CA - Fans of the Sacramento Kings say they feel "regal." Their surrounding homes and neighborhoods reject this claim.

Miami, FL - Seniors complain it's too hot outdoors and too cold indoors. Decide to meet at La Rosa restaurant for dinner at 4 PM.

New York, NY - Restaurant with "World's Best Coffee" re-opens after Hurricane Sandy mess. World breathes a sigh of relief.

Gotham City - Crime rates peak at 125% over normal levels as man who looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt said to be battling Gotham's foes.