London - Bruno Mars sued for not catching British soilder's live grenade.
"He's just lost his biggest fan across the pond," says soilder.
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Ann Arbor – Tony the Tiger seen eating Fruity Pebbles instead of his own trademark cereal. Kellogg’s gearing up for legal battle.
When asked why, Mr. Tiger replied, "It's it obvious? They're fruity."
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Seattle - Man chops off fish's head with butcher knife. When asked why, the man replied, "he was being koi."
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Hogwarts - Lord Voldemort teases Harry Potter by farting in his pensieve while in use; laughs hysterically from Hell.
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